Forum Rejects: Rejected Penthouse Forum Letters - PriveCo Inc.

Forum Rejects: Rejected Penthouse Forum Letters

By PriveCo Inc.

  • Release Date: 2011-09-28
  • Genre: Erotica
Score: 3.5
From 41 Ratings


"He is either a complete moron or a comedic genius" -

For years humorist Tom Nardone mailed a salvo of the world's worst erotic letters to Penthouse Forum. None were ever published or even officially rejected. Frustrated, Nardone leaked his work to the Internet where they have received critical acclaim and over 1,000,000 page views.

This collection includes his ten best rejected erotic stories. Read them to see how a simple subject like Penthouse Letters can be dismantled and reassembled as a truly funny genre. Forum Rejects is the perfect quick read for people who secretly enjoy erotica and irreverent humor.

Here is an excerpt from "Louise at The Circus"
I worked with Louise in a small office. The sexual revolution was in full swing then and Lou was always going braless. It used to drive me wild to see her great globes beneath the tight stretch material of her blouse. I used to imagine her breasts where two really fat elephants and her blouse was a circus tent that had collapsed. Damn if those fat elephants were trying to get out from under that blousy tent.
One time while masturbating I imagined that I was an elephant tamer and I was prodding and poking those elephants with my elephant tamer tool. I imagined that if I managed to free those fat elephants from that circus tent that I would give them a good hosing down. You know that elephants like to be washed down and Louiseā€™s fat elephant breast would probably like it too.

Here is an excerpt from "Working Late"
It was going to be a late day at the office. Our HTML directory had become mixed up with the sectors that control the server farm. We were sunk.
Becky and I would have to spend the entire evening loading 8 1/2 inch floppy disks into the hard drive. This was going to take forever. "What a bitch" I exclaimed. Becky sat up straight in her airfoil office chair. "Not you" I said with a laugh "This assignment is going to take all night." I'll be up until 3 in the morning doing it.
"I wish I could have a man that would stay up until 3 in the morning doing it" Becky said. She was a heck of a tease. I told her that if she stayed here with me I would do my best to keep it going. Becky thought that would be fun. We quickly grabbed the bottle of French bourbon that I keep in my desk for late night work.
After a few drinks and few floppy disks had been magnafluxed we were having a good time. Becky wanted to talk about which of the office girls had the nicest breasts. Everyone in the office knew that Becky did. I guess she was just insecure. I told her that I thought she had the nicest breasts in the office. Becky asked if I wanted to see them. "I sure do" I said. Becky unbuttoned her blouse and let her breast free. They were fantastic. She was probably about 110 lbs and 36-24-42DD with Oreolas the size of a silver dollar.


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    By eddiecox
    Wonderfully transcripted and down right raunchy !